What the hell ever happened to Melanie Griffith? Oh, that's right: cocaine. The always bubbly, busty blonde actress with a very innocent appearing face struggled with a nasty cocaine addiction and a deep affection for alcohol for quite awhile. (She's allegedly clean now.)

Frankly, I never thought of her as much of an actress. She was pretty and had a banging body, so I didn't mind seeing her in movies all those years ago. Like any straight man at the time, I simply wanted to screw her. She's 60+ now, and I'd still hit it, but that's mostly because I'm a giver.